blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via marshalleriksen-and-ironman)

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

(via confessionofobsession)

rdjobsessions:

rdjobsessions:

I went straight in for the kill and asked the guy I like who his favourite Avenger is and if he doesn’t say Iron Man then we are done.

It wasn’t Iron Man so I am officially back on the market.

ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

(via sarasunshine25)

sammazing:

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

so real.

(via writingcalmsthemind)

But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean

mentallyblonde:

caamimcfly:

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Drake Bell follows me on Twitter

(via linnadhiel)

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

(via marshalleriksen-and-ironman)

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

(via simplespectating)

love2laughmore:

goddessonthehalfshell:

markruffalo:

ourpizzagang:

Tumblr Vs. Facebook (x)

Tee he he

I hear ya… Right??!!?! What’s up with that?

Omg….

(via simplespectating)

ranger-nation:

[muffled funeral march playing in the distance]

But I think any team who is riddled with as many injuries as Texas is this season would be doing just as bad. This is basically a AAA team playing Pros. 

ranger-nation:

[muffled funeral march playing in the distance]

But I think any team who is riddled with as many injuries as Texas is this season would be doing just as bad. This is basically a AAA team playing Pros. 

(via mrsrobertdowney)